Credit: Akersberga, Stockholm, Sweden - June 21, 2013: Summer dressed beautiful people dance in a traditional ring around the birch leaf clad Midsummer pole at Summer Solstice on June 21, 2013 in Akersberga, Stockholm, Sweden
When you were growing up, did you just dream that one day, you’d get to test this and then write your impressions in an Excel spreadsheet documenting every little, minute detail of how testing went? Well, if you did — Congratulations. You are living the dream, my friend. Amazing. So happy for you.
Or perhaps in the back of your mind you’re wondering, “Is this my odyssey, or is this just a side quest?” Have I been sidetracked by Circe and she has turned my friends into swine and is keeping us from going on our journey back to Ithaca, where my long-suffering and faithful wife Penelope and my son Telemachus are waiting for my return from the war?
THIS IS A COVER.
Put a file on it!
Cut the wire! Which one?!!!
What is a spacer?
I’ma put a space on this
What’s that above? A spacer.
If only Odysseus had the WTOP Weather and Traffic apps
If only that poor sailor had the latest from WTOP’s Weather and Traffic reports, he wouldn’t have spent 10 years at sea being battered by the wind and waves cause he totally outmogged Poseidon, who is kind of a looksmaxxer with a big chip on his shoulder because he’s not like his older brother Zeus. Like Poseidon is at the bottom of the ocean with barnacles clinging on him, meanwhile Zeus is in Olympus, turning into a swan and then a bull and making it with all the ladies. Sucks to be Poseidon.
I guess there’s no traffic embed? This is a Google Map
Maybe we’re all on a side quest and the actual journey is death
Aeneas has a side quest but he thinks he’s the main character.
Helen of Troy was def a side quest but she has major main character syndrome.
The Trojans totally thought they were all that, but also, side quest.